February 2011
helloimbrett replied to your post: helloimbrett replied to your post: Ugh what’s with…
you kick a ball around
What, like, use your ‘foot’ to kick a ‘ball’?
helloimbrett replied to your post: Ugh what’s with all the Torres fangirls all of a sudden
lets play soccer saturday.
What is a soccer how do I playing.
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Ugh what's with all the Torres fangirls all of a...
most of these girls probably call it soccer. Lol.
UGHHH WHAT THE FUCK
IM OUT TO DINNER AT THIS QUITE FANCY PLACE AND A COCKROACH JUST FUCKONG DROPPED ON MY NECK AND CRAWLED DOWN MY ARM AND I FLICKED IT OFF AND IT SCURRIED AWAY AND THE WAITOR WAS LIKE “oh uhh sorry here’s some coupons next time you dine here…”
LOL ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED IM NEVER EATING IN YOUR OLD MANS ASSHOLE OF A RESTAURANT EVER AGAIN GET FUCKED THE FOOD WAS SHIT TOO...
Everyone in my sisters apartment block
have lovely strong jamaican accents and they’re all really friendly and it’s great I want to live here instead of her even though the shower is retarded and sideways I’ll just be more inclined to take baths.
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Johnny Johnny get on with your life,
Won’t get a chance to get on with it twice,
So if fucking up feels right, then fuck it up!
Anonymous asked: why haven't you
taken that nic egirl alice's advice
and gone on facebook to takl to her
you numpty!
Totally not from Alice.
taken that nic egirl alice's advice
and gone on facebook to takl to her
you numpty!
Totally not from Alice.
aliceswelly asked: www.facebook.com/talktoalice
January 2011
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I don't know which would be more entertaining...
Watch star wars: Episode 6
Or…
Pretend to watch star wars: episode 6 but actually listen to my sisters swedish roommate argue with mexicans over the phone then when they hang up on her she bitches about how they should go back to mexico. Not like she’s an immigrant too.
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URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
I think all this hardwork and heavylifting has...
And my mouth is randomly bleeding fuck this shit
Dreaming of Sleeping
“I was at this time living, like so many Atheists or Antitheists, in a whirl of...”
– C.S. Lewis (via intelligentchristianity)
There is nothing contradictory about atheism. No legitimately atheist person simultaneously asserts that god does not exist and that god created the universe as you have, Mr. Lewis. The only contradiction here is your own, and I believe it is a dishonest...
fathomhappiness-deactivated2011 asked: Did you see Jon recently? And did he give you my hug?
Day 4 of feeling like total absolute mega ultra...
And I have to help my sister and her roomate move out. Asdhsbckalaywy these boxes are so heavy I’m dying.
“Assange is not a ‘journalist’ any more than the ‘editor’ of al-Qaeda’s new...”
– Sarah Palin (via reallyfoxnews)
You’re only a journalist if you support america.
@kevin
32nd floor haah
The problems with my friends:
helloimbrett:
justaslavetosound:
They have trouble thinking of things to do.
When something is purposed at least one person has to shoot it down.
Due to one person shooting it down it cannot happen because one person will be upset. Fuck them.
When something is found to be done that is fun, it is done over and over until it is made into a boring repetitive state, therefore not being fun...
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aliceswelly asked: Not just a journey from Charlotte to New York; but a journey of discovery. A journey from boy to man. Join our intreped adventurer as he tackles terrorism, seduces stewardesses and brings a plane to a smooth landing, narrowly avoiding Staton Island. Crashing (or is it...?) into a cinema near you in 5 dimensions in real-time - climb aboard the flight of a life time. Starring Adam Burgess and some...
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Lol
Tumblin from a plane
buddhist:
Does anyone ever suggest that we are the aliens and we got dropped to earth through a different realm in space through the bermuda triangle? And that we may have started life here over millions of years ago and don’t realize our purpose here on earth? And when we see a UFO that could be our family?
Shit
I’ve heard similar theories
Ughh going through security I was gonna opt out of...
:(
I think my heads about to pop
Brb, off to New York!
pandasexualactivity replied to your post:Well I’ve gained quite a few new followers since I woke up at 5
send me a postcard from ny?
uhhhh no :>
Well I've gained quite a few new followers since I...
thanks for following
Now I’m off to New York to see my sister
and I feel like absolute shit
like someone has beat the extreme absolute shit out of me.
and my heads about to explode
and I’m walking like an 90 year old man
fuck yeah
ughhh
ashtonismusic asked: Nightmares are fine.. They might be scary, but at the end of it, you know it's not real..
It's the nightmares that you actually have to live through that suck..
No matter how hard you try, there isn't any waking up from those..
It's the nightmares that you actually have to live through that suck..
No matter how hard you try, there isn't any waking up from those..
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I just went through 5 hours of hell
I’ve never experienced nightmares that fucking bad
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ughh I really want to make Matryoshka dolls that...
finish eating burger
let stomach settle
take adderall
powerhouse through painting these fucking nesting dolls
jump on a plane tomorrow morning
DELIVER NESTING DOLLS.
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LOL
aimeejenschke:
We’re watching some thing on animal planet where this chick Aimee is lost (haha…shutup) in these canyons and she’s with her dog. She decides it’s a good idea to drop her sleepingbag, food, and water, and to keep walking aimlessly on the canyon floor. Seriously, I’m navigationally challenged but I’d never be that stupid
Fix’d